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četvrtak, 15.06.2006.

THE END, Tokio Motel i Warcraft 3 the movie

Pa ljudi, gotova je osnovna škola. Tako je i završilo moje pisanje na blogu jer mi se neda čekati navečer da se oslobodi server. Ako kojim slučajem niste primjetili, svaku večer od 19-22/23 h neće vam se otvoriti niti jedan blog.hr, a ni www.blog.hr. Prije nego prestanem u potpunosti pisati htjeo bi učiniti jednu, tj. dvije stvari a to su:
1. Popljuvati tokio hotel i
2. Najaviti Warcraft 3 the movie

No bolje da počnem s temom broj 1:
UPOZORENJE!! PERE MOZAK I OPASNO PO ZDRAVLJE!!

Tokio hotel, grupa koja ne zaslužuje da pišem o njoj na blogu, je šitna grupa iz Njemačke. Po imenu b čovjek pomislio da su neki tehno bend s istoka (Japan), a ustvari su __________ (neznam koja vrste glazbe) iz Berlina. Njihov pjevač Bill (ako je muško) izgleda kao pičkica-pogledajte priloženu sliku:

Tekst njihove pjesme Vrisak(Schrei):
Wenn du da bist hörst du auch noch was du denken sollst
Danke, das war mal wieder echt 'n geiler Tag
Du sagst nichts und keiner fragt dich: Sag mal, willst du das

Nein - nein - nein - nananana nein
Nein - nein - nein - nananana nein

Schrei! Bis du du selbst bist
Schrei! Und wenn es das Letzte ist
Schrei! Auch wenn es weh tut
Schrei so laut du kannst!
Schrei! Bis du du selbst bist
Schrei! Und wenn es das Letzte ist
Schrei! Auch wenn es weh tut
Schrei so laut du kannst - Schrei!

Pass auf, Rattenfänger lauern überall
Verfolgen dich und greifen nach dir aus'm Hinterhalt
Versprechen dir alles wovon du nie geträumt hast
Und irgendwann ist es zu spät und dann brauchst du das

Nein - nein - nein - nananana nein
Nein - nein - nein - nananana nein

Schrei! Bis du du selbst bist
Schrei! Und wenn es das Letzte ist
Schrei! Auch wenn es weh tut
Schrei so laut du kannst!
Schrei! Bis du du selbst bist
Schrei! Und wenn es das Letzte ist
Schrei! Auch wenn es weh tut
Schrei so laut du kannst - Schrei!

Zurück zum Nullpunkt - jetzt kommt eure Zeit
Lasst sie wissen, wer ihr wirklich seid

Schrei - Schrei - Schrei - Schrei - Jetzt ist unsere Zeit...

Schrei! Bis du du selbst bist
Schrei! Und wenn es das Letzte ist
Schrei! Auch wenn es weh tut
Schrei so laut du kannst!
Schrei! Bis du du selbst bist
Schrei! Und wenn es das Letzte ist
Schrei! Auch wenn es weh tut
Schrei so laut du kannst - Schrei!

Und jetzt Schweig!
Nein! Weil du du selbst bist
Nein! Und weil es das Letzte ist
Nein! Weil es so weh tut
Schrei so laut du kannst!
Nein! - Nein! - Nein! - Nein! - Nein! - Nein!
Schrei so laut du kannst – Sch

Tipovi se u pjesmi deru:DEREM SE!!! DEREM SE!!!

Pošto su takva šitna grupa možemo ih proglasiti osnivačima novog tipa glazbe-gayrock
I sad dok odlazim s ove teme učinite mi uslugu

(PLEASE!!!)
mišljnje svih gejmera možete naći na http://www.pcplay.hr/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2691

3. Izlazi Warcraft 3 film!!
To če biti zakon film samo ako blizzard (proizvođač Warcrafta) udjeli samo djelić svoje genijalnosti u scenama koje su zastrašujuće!!

Evo kaj piše na službenoj stranici:
''IRVINE, Calif. -- May 9, 2006 -- Blizzard Entertainment, Inc. and Legendary Pictures today announced that they have entered into an agreement to develop a live-action film based on Blizzard Entertainment®'s award-winning Warcraft® universe. Based on the terms of the agreement, Legendary Pictures has acquired the movie rights for the best-selling game universe, and both companies are now focused on translating the high-quality Warcraft entertainment experience to the big screen.
"We searched for a very long time to find the right studio for developing a movie based on one of our game universes," said Paul Sams, chief operating officer of Blizzard Entertainment. "Many companies approached us in the past, but it wasn't until we met with Legendary Pictures that we felt we'd found the perfect partner. They clearly share our high standards for creative development, and because they understand the vision that we've always strived for with our Warcraft games, we feel there isn't a better studio out there for bringing the Warcraft story to film."
"One of our goals at Legendary Pictures has been to bring heroic stories to life in groundbreaking ways, and it's inspiring to work with a company such as Blizzard that takes that approach with each of its products," stated Legendary Pictures chairman and CEO Thomas Tull. "The Warcraft universe is possessed of such a rich mythology and, as such, serves as an ideal platform as we go about translating that universe into what we intend to be a major event film."
Blizzard's Warcraft games have developed a loyal following since the series debuted in 1994. Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness™, released in 1995, won multiple Game of the Year awards and is still considered one of the best games ever made, and Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos™ broke multiple sales records when it launched in 2002. World of Warcraft®, Blizzard's latest entry in the critically acclaimed franchise, has quickly become one of the world's most popular online games, with more than 6 million paying customers worldwide.
"From our first Warcraft game to our latest novels, our intention has always been to develop a rich fantasy universe that could support stories and products in many forms," stated Chris Metzen, Blizzard Entertainment's vice president of creative development. "In addition to being a truly rewarding experience for us, the creation of this motion picture also feels like a natural next step for the Warcraft universe."
"It's not always the case that interactive game properties lend themselves to proper adaptation to film," said Jon Jashni, Legendary Pictures' chief creative officer. "We are intending to approach this as we would the adaptation of a best-selling novel: respect the essence of all that it is but also build upon that fertile base while translating it into a new medium."
Further details about the upcoming Warcraft movie, including director, cast, and targeted release date, will be revealed in the months ahead.
About Blizzard Entertainment, Inc.
Best known for blockbuster hits including World of Warcraft® and the Warcraft®, StarCraft®, and Diablo® series, Blizzard Entertainment, Inc. (www.blizzard.com), a division of Vivendi Games, is a premier developer and publisher of entertainment software renowned for creating many of the industry's most critically acclaimed games. Blizzard's track record includes nine #1-selling games and multiple Game of the Year awards. The company's free Internet gaming service, Battle.net®, reigns as the largest in the world, with millions of active users.
About Legendary Pictures
Legendary Pictures formed a partnership with Warner Bros. Pictures in 2005 to co-produce and co-finance at least 25 pictures during an initial 5-year term, which includes a first-look distribution arrangement. The company operates from the Warner Bros. lot in Burbank, California. Legendary Pictures' first film was Batman Begins, directed by Chris Nolan. Future releases include Superman Returns, directed by Bryan Singer, M. Night Shymalan's Lady in the Water, and Roland Emmerich's 10,000 B.C.
Svi moji biserčići iz razreda biste to trebali pogledati čim izađe jer će film biti ZAKON!!!!! Ja cu ga naravno ranije nabaviti jer imam prlično dobre prijatelje i tetke. Jaću možda povremeno postati ovdje ako mi se bude dalo, ali sumnjam u to.
Sretno na upisima.

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srijeda, 31.05.2006.

Pa svi znate da na svijetu postoje razlčiti testovi. Ja sam malo tražio po netu takve testove i našao ih par:

1. IQ test
Našao sam jedan IQ test na netu posebno za Katicu-to mi je bio najveći problem naći. uglavnom je to test na eng. (kao da ga nemamo dosta u školi) i postavljaju npr koja je životinja drukčija od drugih (sve su neki kopitari). Test nije tezak ako ti se da razmisljat (meni nije), pa sretno kaj se tice ovog testa smijeh
Koji vam je IQ?

2. Kolko ste peder
Taj sam test nasao sasvim slucajno. Meni je ispalo da sam 10% peder (sve iznad 50% je pedersko). Pa ja sam ustvari ponosan na tih 10% jer sam pokusao sve odgovoriti da ispadnem peder a uspio sam samo 73% ''nabiti''. Neki su uspjeli nabiti cak 89% ali ne više (nađeno na pc play forumu). Javite svoj rezultat ako se usudite. Kad mi je prva strelica dosla do 100% ja sam se usro ali je ipak to postojalo samo da se zasereš.
Kolko ste peder?

3. U kojem će te krugu pakla završiti
Zvuči zanimljivo zar ne?? ja sam osobno zavrsi u 8 krugu.Stoga što ću završiti u 8. krugu pakla mogu već biti ponosan na to jer to rijetko tko uspije!!
Evo i opisa:
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
8. krug pakla 4ever!!!!!!!!!
Samo da znate ovaj test će nestati za deset min, pa će te morati ponovno ići
U kojem ćete krugu pakla završiti?
Dokaz:The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

4. Poremećaj osobnosti
Kolko poremećenu osobnost imate??!! Ja nemam bas poremećenu pa nemam kaj skrivati. Ovaj test je samo za alinu pronađen pa molim da mi javiš rezultate:). Ovdje nemam kaj puno pisatipa evo odmah linka:
Poremećaj osobnosti

5.Jedan tajanstveni test, sami saznaje kaj je!!
Velika nepoznanica

Evo par viceva da post bude dulji (nađeno na netu)

1. Pismo djedu Mrazu
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 1 in the world.
However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or
Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for
Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the
Population Reference Bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per
household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming that there is at least
one good child in each.
Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different
time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west
(which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to
say that for each Christian household with a good child, Santa has around
1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney,
fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat
whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump into
the sleigh and get on to the next house.
Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around
the earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the
purposes of our calculations), we are now talking about 0.78 miles per
household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops
or breaks. This means Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second --
3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest
man-made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per
second, and a conventional reindeer can run (at best) 15 miles per hour.
The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that
each child gets nothing more than a medium sized Lego set (two pounds),
the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself.
On land, a conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even
granting that the "flying" reindeer could pull ten times the normal amount,
the job can't be done with eight or even nine of them-Santa would need
360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the
sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen
Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch). 600,000 tons traveling at 650 miles
per second creates enormous air resistance-this would heat up the reindeer
in the same fashion as a spacecraft reentering the earth's atmosphere.
The lead pair of reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per
second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously,
exposing the reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their
wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of
a second, or right about the time Santa reached the fifth house on his trip.
Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as aresult of accelerating from a
dead stop to 650 m.p.s. in .001 seconds, would be subjected to acceleration
forces of 17,500 g's. A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would
be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force, instantly
crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo.
Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now.
Merry Christmas.
SKANDAL!!! Djed mraz je MRTAV!!!

2. Zašto je pile prešlo cestu?- velik misterij
Izbor iz odgovora na pitanje zasto je pile preslo cestu:
- Chakotay: Whatever its reason, whatever its goals, we should respect its right
to cross the road and seek its own spiritual awareness.
- Neelix: Actually, Captain, I'm not really familiar with the chickens in this
system. But, if you can catch it, I can cook it.
- Worf: I don't know. KLINGON chickens do NOT cross roads.
- HoloDoc: How should I know? No one tells me anything around here. I didn't
even know we added chickens to the crew. All I know is that it would have been
nice, before the chicken went off to the cross the road, if it had remembered
to turn me off!
- Odo: I don't know, but I'm sure it must be Quark's fault.
- Quark: Who, me?
- Troi: I feel the chicken's pain!
- Kira: It was probably being chased by those cursed Cardassians.
- Bones: Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not an ornithologist!
- Data: The chicken, in observing that it was on the opposite side of the 20th
century Terran paved roadway, was aware that its immediate goal should have
been to traverse the distance without interception by an kind of
combustion-propelled personal transport vehicle, but I am unclear as to why
any kind of domesticated fowl should desire to perambulate upon a conveyance
normally reserved for the usage of...yes, sir.
- The Borg: Crossing the road is irrelevant. The chicken will be assimilated.
- Picard: There are four lights!
- Q: Wouldn't you like to know? Too bad your puny human brain wouldn't be able
to comprehend the answer.
- Uhura: Shall I open hailing frequencies so you can ask it, sir?
- Khan: With my last breath I spit at the chicken...
- V'Ger: To join with the Creator.
- O'Brien: No problem, Commander, I'll get right on it.
- Wesley: I'm not sure, but I can figure it out if I reroute these systems and
reconfigure the warp field and run a complete internal whootchayacallit on
the computers and...
- Dax: To get to the other side. Kurzon might have disagreed with me...
(ovo je Star treck verzija)

Sad za neznalice:
Desno u boxu imate sve pretraživače (browsere) za koje sam saznao i to su najbolji na svijetu i besplatni.
1. je mozilla- sigurno miče otklon boxova (kad se zbog boxova ne vidi tekst)
2. je opera- drugi najpoznatiji i malo lošiji i sporiji
3. je crazy browser- nikad prije nisam čuo za njega, ali je prilično brz (sporiji od mozille)

A ispod imate severinin pornić i nekaj kaj morate pogledati!!!

Imam jos 100 viceva o plavusama, hrpu glupih izreka (što će mi plavuša kad mogu i sam biti glup), pismo djedu Mrazu, i još nekih gluposti (Sin: Ja e zelim vidjeti djeda. Mama: Šuti i kopaj dalje). ostatak će doći kasnije

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četvrtak, 18.05.2006.

Izlet

Pa mislim da bi bilo vrijeme za novi post. Pošto sam bio lijen da ga ranije ne napišem sad ću se potruditi da ga napišemo malo duljeg (valjda ću uspjeti) . Pa, za početak smo jučer bili na izletu Pula-Brijuni. Bilo je užasno!! Da užasno, ako ta to riječ može dobro opisati. Još je bilo dobro u BUSU, na STAJALIŠTIMA (bilo je za dučana u kojima možeš se nakrasti do mile volje) i nigdje drugdje. Dogodilo se par zanimljivih stvar, ali samo par. Kao prvo, ''mali'' Z.D. se probudio pored I.S. (nije Sesar). Ovo treba malo bolje opisat; Bili smo u busu na povratku u Zg i igrali cames (valjda se tako piše) kad su sišle I.S. i neka N. ?.. I.S. je sjela pokraj Z.D. i navodno prilazila (ako je to pravi izraz) šupkom blizu ''malog'' Z.D.. Veliki Z.D. je pomislio ''kita u šupak'', kako je to on rekao, i pogodite kaj se dogodilo (pazite da vas ne pogodi ''mlijeko'') . To je budala rekla svima i sad se to pročulo i to je čula danas kad smo odlazili iz škole i I.S. Nisam čuo kaj je rekla jer sam se lomio od smijeha. Eto to je bilo najzanimljivije na putu. Na Brijunima smo se vozili u vlakiću, a vodič nam je bila neka žena koja je govirila tako sporo, bez naglasaka, posve jednolično da bi i muhu mogla uspavati. Sad malo citata:''Ovdje je prije bila močvara i sa komarcima malaričarima...'' dalje nisam slušao jer je sve vrvilo ironijom-uletio nam je komarac baš u tom trenutku. Eto to je bilo to ukratko.
I ako možete nejdite u 8 razredu u na izlet Pula-Brijuni jer ćete umrijeti od dosade i nemoći da se bacite u more-na Brijunima je zabranjeno, a u Puli nemate gdje osim u prljavu luku.
E da, objavio sam ono o krađi (vidi post krađa)

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četvrtak, 27.04.2006.

Pa... Rečeno mi je da budem malo maštovitiji. I tako je ispao ovaj dozla boga čudan tekst:
"Jednom davno za vrijeme kraljeva, tj. čudaka u tajcama, postajala je jedna do jaja opičena kraljica. Ta je kraljica slušala retardirane cajke i ludi (u dobrom smislu) hevy metal u kombinaciji. Imala je i jednu čarobnu lokvu prolivenog Duff piva. Kraljica je često koristila tu lokvu i iskorištavala ju je. I tako je kraljica jednog dana odlučila modernizirati svoje kraljevstvo i zaželila je da završi u budučnosti iz koje će moći donesti naprednu tehnologiju. Tako je ta omražena kraljica završila u 21 stoljeću. Olako je opljačkala trgovine računalima i unajmila najbolje hakere na svijetu jer je imala jako puno zlatnika sa sobom. Tako se ta kraljica nakon bezbroj uspješnih pljački vratila u svoje vrijeme (ponijela je dio lokve u maloj staklenoj bočici koju danas nazivamo flaša) i shvatila da ona nema elektrane i struje. Sad se vratila ponovno u budućnostda pokupi nacrte. Napokon je pomislila da sad može u miru modernizirati svoju državu. Sve je uspijevalo sve dok narod nije proglasio nju i hakere vješticama i čarobnjacima. Narod ju je svrgnuli s prijestolja i zapalio, a hakere su prognali. Što se tiče naprava sve su ih uništili i pobacali u ponor."
Nadam se da vam se sviđao ovaj tekst i ovo dokazuje da i ja čak mogu biti maštovit.
P.S. nisam htio uvrijediti slušatelj cajki, ali tako je ispalo.

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ponedjeljak, 17.04.2006.

Znam da je Uskrs prošao i da kasnim ali sve jedno. SRETAN USKRS SVIMA VAMA i naravno meni. Ne neigram WoW jer imam šitno računalo i štedim za novo (koje ću na moju preveliku sreću kupiti nakon krizme) pa nemam para na bacanje. I Mirko, kod ti je malo prevelik da ti ga ostavim u komentaru, a moraš ga dekodirati pomoću WinRAR-a (skineš ga na istoj strani i samo koristi nekog "Wizarda" u alatnoj traci u tom programu.

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nedjelja, 09.04.2006.

Čekam ručak i dosađujem se. Kaj da radim?? Pa da, mogao bi objaviti novi post s još jednim dubokoumnim pitanjem i to samo za mozganje. Pa evo ga: "Ako je kruh u obliku kvadrata, zašto je meso za sendvić okruglo?" Pa pametnjakovići, ako znate odgovor javite se (Katica, ti šuti i daj drugima priliku).

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srijeda, 05.04.2006.

Pola deset je i meni je užasno dosadno!!! Danas mi je prijatelj posudio ukradeni Pc-play(naj noviji broj) i već sam ge pročitao.Sad sam malo tražio po internetu i po starim časopisima kaj da objavim! I tako sam naletio na par prilično duboko-umnih pitanja. Evo vam danas jedno, a ostala ću sačuvati za kasnije! Ako je Bog svemoguć, može li stvoriti kamen koji ne može podignuti? Za sve vjernike, nek se zna da sam i ja vjernik i da im ne pokušavam poljuljati vjeru u Boga.I ne brinite se vjernici jer više nemam ovakvih pitanja tako da slobodno mi ponovno posjećujete blog! Hvala na razumijevanju i želim vam ugodan dan. I a skoro sam zaboravio!! Blog sam nazvao roc Zbog malo ali dobrih razloga: kao prvo veliki sam fan warcrafta pogotovo Reigin of Chaos verzije i djelomično slušam rock (druga polovica je hevy metal kao npr. S.O.A.D.). Vjerujem da je to odgovorilo vaša potpuno nepotrebna i zamarajuća pitanja.

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Krađa

S obzirom na cenzuru kod kuće, ovaj post sam morao maknuti. No ne brinite se ima još takvih priča koje će se kad tad ponovno u ovakvim blogovima pojaviti (uključujući i ovdje).
Evo OVDJE MOŽETE NAĆI TAJ POST!
Pa kaj je moguće da su spremačice gluplje nego prije??!! Žena mi je jednom frendu čopila mob (vratila ga je nakon što smo joj dokazali da je to njegov mob), drugom su čopile jaknu (nije ju dobio natrag jer su spremačice zašile rupe u đepovima i stavile zatvarač) a trećem su čopile tenisice i vratile ih uz pitanje "Hoćeš da ti ih vratim?". Pa kako do vraga mogu biti tako glupe?? U slučaju da vas zanima, to se može dogoditi samo u našoj školi-O.Š. Ante Kovačića, Špansko,10090 Zagreb. Ovi nisu zvali policiju a ako meni nešto nestane je ću ih zvati isti tren.

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ponedjeljak, 03.04.2006.

Aleluja

Bilo je i vrijeme. Napokon sam uspio kreirati blog. Doma me internet j*** u zdrav mozak!!Napokon!!
A sad da probam staviti mjuzu da svira. Šteta kaj neće, ali saznat ću kako!!
Sad glasujte za više smajlića na anketi!!!!